The Best Movies In The World In Less Than A 69 Seconds: Family-Friendly Fat Kid Jokes And Candy Colored-Scenes Of Violence

1990: The Bronx Warriors (Enzo G. Castellari, 1982) // Rough Draft: Diary Of A Serial Killer (Joshua Wallace, 1998) // River’s Edge (Tim Hunter, 1986) // Ninja III: The Domination (Sam Firstenberg, 1984) // Daft Punk’s Electroma (Thomas Bangalter & Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo, 2006) // Out Of The Blue (Dennis Hopper, 1980) // Miami Connection (Y.K. Kim, 1987) // The Vanishing [Dutch: Spoorloos] (George Sluizer, 1988) // Clean, Shaven (Lodge Kerrigan, 1993) // Bad Boy Bubby (Rolf de Heer, 1993) // Hider In The House (Matthew Patrick, 1989) // Buffalo ’66 (Vincent Gallo, 1998) // Meet Wally Sparks (Peter Baldwin, 1997) // Witch Hunt (Paul Schrader, 1994) // Blankman (Mike Binder, 1994) // Trading Places (John Landis, 1983) // Four Rooms (Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino, 1995) // Red Rock West (John Dahl, 1993) // True Romance (Tony Scott, 1993) // Buried Alive (Frank Darabont, 1990) // Unforgettable (John Dahl, 1996) // They Live (John Carpenter, 1988) // Society (Brian Yuzna, 1989) // Stone Cold (Craig R. Baxley, 1991) // Parents (Bob Balaban, 1989) // Vigilante (William Lustig, 1983) // Savage Streets (Linda Blair, 1984) // Иди и смотри (Элем Климов, 1985) // Авария — дочь мента (Михаил Туманишвили, 1989) // Куколка (Исаак Фридберг, 1988) // Willard (Glen Morgan, 2003) // Little Otik [Czech: Otesánek] (Jan Švankmajer, 2000) // Nomads (John McTiernan, 1986) // Lars And The Real Girl (Craig Gillespie, 2007) // Moon (Duncan Jones, 2009) // Rubber (Quentin Dupieux, 2010) // Dogtooth [Greek: Κυνόδοντας] (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2009) // One Hour Photo (Mark Romanek, 2002) // World’s Greatest Dad (Bob Goldthwait, 2009) // Wild Palms (TV Mini-Series, 1993) // Sledge Hammer! (TV Series, 1986–1988) // Police Squad! (TV Mini-Series, 1982) // Columbo (TV Series, 1971–2003) // Bangkok Hilton (TV Mini-Series, 1989) // Tales From The Crypt (TV Series, 1989–1996) // Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation! (Mark Hartley, 2008).

 
 


 

The Bachman Books (Stephen King, 1985) // J. G. Ballard (RE/Search #8/9, 1984) // Haunted Air: Anonymous Halloween Photographs From 1875–1955 — Truly Haunting Americana (Ossian Brown, 2011) // David Lynch: The Factory Photographs (Petra Giloy-Hirtz, 2014) // The Columbo Phile: A Casebook (Mark Dawidziak, 1989) // Wild Palms (Bruce Wagner, 1993) // Like A Velvet Glove Cast In Iron (Daniel Clowes, 1993) // Black Hole (Charles Burns, 2008) // Tapping The Source (Kem Nunn, 1984) // The Beach (Alex Garland, 1996) // Imperium: A Fiction Of The South Seas (Christian Kracht, 2013) // Seagalogy: The Ass-Kicking Films Of Steven Seagal (Vern, 2012) // The Room (Hubert Selby Jr., 1971) // Destroy All Movies!!! The Complete Guide To Punks On Film (Zack Carlson, 2010) // The Addams Family: An Evilution (Kevin Miserocchi, 2010) // Hard Bodies: Hollywood Masculinity In The Reagan Era (Susan Jeffords, 1993) // VHS Video Cover Art: 1980s to Early 1990s (Thomas Hodge, 2015) // World Gone Wild: A Survivor’s Guide to Post-Apocalyptic Movies (David J. Moore, 2014) // Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia (Danzig Baldaev, 2006) // Foam Of The Daze (Boris Vian, 1947) // J.G. Ballard’s So-Called “Urban Disaster” Trilogy: Crash (1973), Concrete Island (1974) & High-Rise (1975) // Lord Of The Flies (William Golding, 1954).

[Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing] Roland Barker — The Eternal Optimist (Engram, 1982) // Nico Motte — Life Goes On If You Are Lucky (Antinote, 2016) // Yoshinori Hayashi — The End Of The Edge EP (Going Good, 2015) // Driftmachine — Eis Heauton (Umor Rex, 2015) // Florenza Mavelli — Special Brigade (Strange Life, 2009) // Kuedo — Assertion Of A Surrounding Presence (Knives, 2015) // Radare — Hyrule (Shark, 2011) // David Van Tieghem — Safety In Numbers (Private, 1987) // David Bowie — The Leon Suites (Bootleg, 1994) // George Benson — While the City Sleeps (Warner Bros., 1986) // Heroin In Tahiti — Death Surf (Boring Machines, 2012) // Tommy Guerrero — Perpetual (Too Good, 2015) // Nino Nardini & Roger Roger — Jungle Obsession (Neuilly, 1972) // John Blakeley & Ron Nagle — Tan Mantis (2006) // Chris Isaak — Wicked Game (Reprise, 1991) // James Wilsey — El Dorado (Lakeshore, 2008) // Yawning Man — Rock Formations (Alone, 2005) // Liquid Laughter Lounge Quartet — May You Always Live With Laughter (Ritchie, 2004) // Egyptian Sports Network — Interstitial Luxor (Pacific City Sound Visions, 2013) // Enno Velthuys — A Glimpse of Light (Exart, 1984) // Tobacco — Fucked Up Friends (anticon., 2008) // Umberto — Prophecy Of The Black Widow (Not Not Fun, 2010) // Fever Ray — Fever Ray (Mute, 2009) // Martin L. Gore — Counterfeit EP (Mute, 1989) // John Frusciante & Josh Klinghoffer — A Sphere In The Heart Of Silence (2004) // John Frusciante — To Record Only Water For Ten Days (Warner Bros., 2001) // Fantomas — The Director’s Cut (Ipecac, 2001) // The Mars Volta — De-Loused In The Comatorium (GSL, 2003) // Mr. Bungle — California (Warner Bros., 1999) // King Crimson — On (And Off) The Road Box Set (DGM, 2016) // BlueBob — Blue Bob (Absurda, 2001) // She Past Away — Belirdi Gece (2012) // Fabio — Fabio After Dark (Scotti Brothers, 1993) // John Zorn — Naked City (Elektra Nonesuch, 1990) // X.Y.R. — Robinson Crusoe (Singapore Sling, 2012) // Bohren & Der Club of Gore — Black Earth (Ipecac, 2002) // Julee Cruise — Floating Into The Night (Warner Bros., 1989) // John Zorn — The Dreamers: The Gentle Side (Tzadik, 2010) // Night Court — Law & Order (Not Not Fun, 2015) // Michael Bolton — Bolton Swings Sinatra: The Second Time Around (Concord, 2006) // Crispin Glover — The Big Problem ? The Solution. The Solution = Let It Be. (Restless, 1989) [Film Scores & Soundtracks] Carl Stalling — The Carl Stalling Project: Music From Warner Bros. Cartoons 1936-1958 (Warner Bros., 1990) // Scott Bradley — Tom And Jerry & Tex Avery Too! Volume 1: The 1950s (Film Score Monthly, 2006) // Tuxedomoon & Cult With No Name — Blue Velvet Revisited (Crammed Discs, 2015) // Nightsatan And The Loops Of Doom (Death Waltz, 2014) // Rob — Maniac (Death Waltz, 2013) // Walter Rizzati — 1990: The Bronx Warriors (Death Waltz, 2014) // John Carpenter & Alan Howarth — They Live (Death Waltz, 2013) // Andrew Thomas Wilson — The Chain Reaction (Dual Planet, 2014) // Rob Walsh — Young Warriors (Varese Sarabande, 1983) // Brian May — Turkey Shoot (Dual Planet, 2014) // Richard Bellis — Stephen King’s It (Intrada Special Collection, 2011) // Michael Boddicker — The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension (Bootleg, 1984) // Michael Perilstein — Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (Death Waltz, 2015) // Martin Cooper & David Hughes — C.H.U.D. (Waxwork Records, 2015) // Jon McCallum — Surf Nazis Must Die (Strange Disc, 2014) // Rick Ulfik — Street Trash (Lunaris Records, 2014) // Sinoia Caves — Beyond The Black Rainbow (Jagjaguwar, 2014) // Power Glove — Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon (Invada, 2013) // Harold Faltermeyer — The Running Man (Varèse Sarabande, 1987) // Egisto Macchi — Nucleo Centrale Investigativo (Cinedelic Records, 2016) // VA — The Brown Bunny (Twelve Suns, 2014) // Roland Barker — Shredder Orpheus (Traction.TV, 2014) // Angelo Badalamenti — Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (Warner Bros., 1992) // Alan Silvestri — Summer Rental (Quartet Records, 2014) // Ira Newborn — The Naked Gun Trilogy (La-La Land, 2014) // John Williams — Home Alone [25th Anniversary Limited Edition] (La-La Land, 2015) // Combustible Edison — Four Rooms (Elektra, 1995) // VA — The Tarantino Connection (MCA Records, 1996) // VA — Mulheres De Areia (Som Livre, 1993) // Thomas Newman ‎— The Shawshank Redemption (La-La Land, 2016) // David Lynch & Alan R. Splet — Eraserhead (Sacred Bones, 2014) // Brad Fiedel — The Terminator (Milan, 2016) // David Bowie — The Buddha Of Suburbia (Virgin, 1993) // David Michael Frank — Music From The Films Of Steven Seagal (GNP Crescendo, 1992) // VA — Best Of Jean-Claude Van Damme (Silva Screen, 1991).